FWSP 5
Fun With Some Psychopaths 5 Hello!And welcome to the newest installment of Fun With Some Psychopaths! Today is a rather special occasion, as it is the birthday of one of this show's hosts! Sgt. Boykin- We're thrown' a party for Brandon! That is correct!We are indeed throwing a party for the Psychopathic Hippy himself, Brandon Whittaker! Cliff- Remember not to light the candles. Oh yea, we must remember not to do that. Kakuzu- Why? Brandon has pyrophobia. Kakuzu- I see. I guess that's why we never invited Axel to anything Brandon was at. And Slappy too. We don't invite him either. Kakuzu- So what are we doing for Brandon's birthday? Honestly, I never thought that far ahead. Wh- "BOOOOOOOOM!!" Sgt. Boykin- *falls on his back* Hidan- *flails* Arggghpissonadonkey!WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm guessing Deidara put one of his clay explosives in Vexen's lab again.... Deidara- *smiling happily* I made some art, yeah! Sgt. Boykin- What kind of art are you talking about?Art you made in the crapper?Or actual art? Deidara- *snarls at Boykin* TRUE ART, BITCH! Sgt. Boykin- Well your "True Art" can KISS MY MAN ASS!! SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU!!! Iosif- Dax, we've got the party set up. Right. *a few minutes later* Everyone in position?*everyone nods* Good....*turns light out* Brandon- *walks in* *turns light on* Everyone- SURPRISE!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRANDON!! Brandon- AAH!TURN IT OFF!!! Azaria- *hugs Brandon* Happy Birthday, son. Brandon- *smiles**hugs Azaria back* Thanks, Mum. Happy 22nd Birthday, Brandon! Brandon- Thanks!I never thought you guys would do something this cool. It's REALLY kind of awesome Sgt. Boykin- Get to the cake! CAKE! Caboose- NO!We eat muffins!Miss Narrator's orders! Brandon- MUFFINS! Azaria- Forgive me if I seem a little lost, but who's that?*points at Caboose* Brandon- Mum, this is Caboose. He's the leader of the cause, man. Cliff- He's dumb as a brick too. Where's Sullivan?He's supposed to be keeping the bacon secure!!!Or is leaving the bacon part of "standard operating procedure?" Sgt. Boykin and Brooke, who has superhuman senses and heard the whole thing from someplace els entirely- I HOPE NOT! *elsewhere* Sullivan- *throws the Xbox controller at the wall* DAMMIT!! Hidan- What the fuck's wrong with you? Sullivan- I'm playing Halo CE: Anniversary and someone with the Gamertag Skunk Monkey keeps killing me when I play online!Maybe it's revenge for kicking that skunk across the road.. Hidan- Or maybe It's because you suck ass at Halo... Sullivan- .....I knew I didn't like you... *Birthday party* Caboose- Do we eat muffins now? Cliff- Do you have a brain? Brandon- Yes he does, man!*goes to eat a muffin, but Azaria takes it from him* Azaria- Son, these aren't good for you! Brandon- B-But the Way of Caboose REQUIRES that I have muffins with my orange juice!!!!I'M A SOLDIER FOR THE CAUSE, MAN! Azaria- *pulls Brandon by his ear* I don't care if you're a soldier for "the cause", you do NOT yell at me like that!You are going in time-out while you think about what you did, mister. Reed- HAHA!Brandon's being put in time out by his mommy!*bashed in the head by Brooke's bacon hammer**falls to the ground* That....was deliciously painful...*passes out* Roger- *smirks* That's all for today seeing as Brandon is in time-out. I owe you all an apology. I know 5 was supposed to be an awards thing, but I scrapped it because I couldn't think of how to write it. Until next time, folks. We'll add a few new psychopaths to the cast. |
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