Valentine's Day
So next Tuesday is Valentine's Day. It will also be my first Valentine's Day in 7 years that I've been single. While some may take this as a time to mope and get all sad and depressed, I choose instead to view it as an opportunity - an opportunity for you, that is! Let me talk about myself for a moment: I'm smart. I'm strong. I'm tall. I don't embarrass. And I now wear pants. I live with my Mom, but only until she sells the house. And I'm unemployed, which means I have lots of time on my hands. Here's a headshot:  Now let me talk about you: you don't have anything to do on Valentine's Day. Me either! So, who wants to go on a totally platonic date with me next Tuesday? Note: if either (or both) of us have to travel to get there, I think it's only fair to split the cost evenly. And if you don't want to say so publicly, you can always send me a private message. And yes, I'm serious. Why wouldn't I be? So who wants to go to dinner with me? |
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