my z-land tips
ZOMBIELANDS USEFUL SURVIVAL TIPS RULE # 0 IT'S TIME TO NUT UP OR SHUT UP! RULE # 1 CARDIO CUZ WE ALL KNOW THE FAT PEOPLE GO FRIST IN A ZOMBIE APOCOLAPSE RULE # 2 NEVER LET YOUR GAURD DOWN ON THE SHITTER {ITS VERY UNFORTUNAT IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN} RULE # 3 NEVER LET PERSONAL TIES DISTRACT YOU FROM A ZOMBIE APCOLAPSE CUZ IF YOU DO YOU MIGHT END UP AT A PARTY FULL OF DEAD STARVING KIDS WHO ALL HAVE THE MUNCHIES....LOL RULE # 4 ALWAYS CHECK YOUR CAR YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THERE MIGHT BE ZOMBIE IN YOUR BACK SEAT RULE # 5 ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT IF YOU DONT YOUR A RETARD ITS A SIMPLE LAW RULE # 6 DOUBLE TAP ALWAYS MAKE SURE WHEN YOU SHOOT A ZOMBIE YOU MAKE SURE ITS DEAD SIMPLY BY SHOOTING IT TWICE IF YOU DONT YOU MIGHT END UP AS AN AFTERNOON SNACK FOR A ZOMBIE RULE # 7 NEVER WEAR HIGH HEELS IN CASE THEY BREAK OF AN EVENT WHERE YOU DONT DOUBLE TAP A ZOMBIE, IT WILL DEFINATLY PISSED AND WANT TO EAT YOUR HEART.... YET AGIAN CARDIO RULE # 8 PLEASE IF YOU EVER HEARD OF THOSE TIMES TO BE A HERO.... WELL MY STRATIGIC ADVICE IS DONT BE A HERO RULE # 8/REVISED IN CASES WHERE THERES SOMBODY YOU WANT TO PROTECT... HELL RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN SOME TIMES YOU NEED TO BE A HERO |
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