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joekickass29
21 year-old male from your face.
Hi, I'm Liam. Why don't you just sit yourself down? Tea? Hobknob?
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November 7th, 2010

Cougar? More like CUNT!

OK. That's it. I am fucking sick of my XBOX. I have realized it's not me. I can't play Red Dead Redemption any more because I got a shitty race mission, involving the shittiest possible mode of transport, a cock sucking horse, yet, mine was shit. I tried for about two hours with other horses before I realized I needed a better one. So I shot mine. A lot. Then I stabbed it. So I ran around for about 30 minutes, found a stallion, broke it in, thought sweet, then fast travelled to the mission. When I got there, I was immediately attacked and killed by two cougars. I hate cougars. That was gay. I fast travelled again. And guess what? They were there again. I killed one but the other got my horse, then got me. Fucker. So I rode there, which took ages. Got there. Then was told the mission was time sensitive. So I FOUND A FUCKING COUGAR AND RAPED THE SHIT OUT OF IT, I got far to much pleasure out of stabbing and tea bagging that cougar. Then his friend killed my horse while I wasn't looking. I literally didn't see what happened. I only heard it. I then cried. Switched my xbox off and threw Red Dead out the window. All in all. I have learned nothing but cougars are arseholes, XBOX is out get me and I'm now in the worst mood ever. Fuck.
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Nerdzilla
OCCUPATION
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BIRTHDAY
September 29th, 1990
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Halo; Combat Evolved Halo 2 Halo 3 GTA Killzone Liberation Zelda Turok (Nintendo version) Gears of War Dead Rising Golden Eye Burnout Urban Chaos Doom Simpsons Hit and Run Lost Planet: Extreme Condition Banjoo Kazoie NHL Gun Far Cry Spartan: Total Warrior The Warriors Bioshock and THE DARKNESS THE DARKNESS THE DARKNESS THE DARKNESS THE DARKNESS THE DARKNESS THE DARKNESS THE DARKNESS THE DARKNESS. Yes I love it that much.
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Wchurchill
Posted 1 year ago
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i knew , i totally knew haha
yoyomonkey
Posted 1 year ago
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HEY THERE COOL GUY HOW'S IT GOING JUST STOPPED BY TO SAY HI OKAY BYE
Wchurchill
Posted 1 year ago
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ima 14 and yes the girls ;)
CountryRip87
Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to joekickass29, #2:

I do not understand these symbols. What is a 2?
I dont know , probably that ive lost the bet .
9mm_dealer
Posted 1 year ago
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ah you've obviously never listened to good hip hop. Just that mainstream BS.
jackoff
Posted 1 year ago
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it's a little bit of both.
yoyomonkey
Posted 2 years ago
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Fuck you I'm Ringo. I can't believe you don't recognize me. :'(
CountryRip87
Posted 2 years ago
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Not very subtle with the triple kill shots was i .
But fuck it , i was badassss on Halo . Untill the night it quite nearly drove me nuts trying for level 35 lone wolves .
I was howling at the moon .. never did reach level 35 . There are no easy kills there , just lucky ones and hard earned ones .
I fear Modern Warfare 2 is going to pull back into the online thing again .
x0PROJECT0x
Posted 2 years ago
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Nice :p Lol
So ya actully live around surrey ? lol i didnt know there was any RvB fans apart from me in the area ? lol
Weird... lets face it there arent many..
RvB has always been more of an american thing :p
CountryRip87
Posted 2 years ago
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happy birthday . Now , get yur ya yas out and shake thy moneymaker
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