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January 24th, 2012

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Can you come and see something?
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NAME
Joel Heyman
OCCUPATION
Stuff.
BIRTHDAY
September 16th
INTERESTS
Filling out fields on internet sites entitled "interests" in which no one will ever really read anyway. I could just type about randon crap here and no one will ever really see it. See me typing about crap that no one will ever read. Blah blah blah yup typing about nothing. I could even misspel crap or make up a word: plup-tent
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Like I'm going to take this field seriously. Did you see the last field? I actually typed the word "plup-tent" in it. wtf.
FAVORITE MOVIES
This has to be the most boring profile ever. I can't believe you are still reading this. What is wrong with you. Go out and do something seriously. Btw my favorite muppet is Animal.
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
Kudlow&Co btw I don't care if ya don't read the FAQ. Really I could care less. Nobody reads those *(%*$^!things anyway. It';s like those agreements ya know the "terms and conditions" ya skip over before hitting the "I AGREE" button. Does anybody read those #@$%Z^! things? I mean lets face it even if ya did read the FAQ its not like your going to give two #(*$^@! about what it says anyway. FAQ: "please don't post pictures of elephant penises" reader: "Quick! Somebody get me a copy of National Geographic and a scanner!" anyway if ya have any questions they are answered in the FAQ. (No they are not) Seriously I haven't even read the #$(*&#$^@ thing. For all I know it doesn';t even address penises on elephants. And don�39;t think for a second that I don't recognize the Irony that more people just read that lame-ass sentence about elephant penises in my weak-ass profile than will read the FAQ.
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Joel's stupid bio: After getting in touch with his emotions and learning to breathe deeply Joel Heyman would graduate from the University of Texas (go horns) in 1997 with BFA (Breathing Feeling Acting) degree. Joel would go on to breath feel and act his way through over 40 plays ranging from regional plays in Texas to off-Broadway productions in New York. While in Texas Joel would eventually meet-up with Austin's two other world class drunks: Matt Hullum and Burnie Burns. A partnership was formed and a movie resulted: The Schedule a film that showed the world that three drunk guys can point and aim a camera at stuff. Soon after Joel was ready to move to Hollywood so as that he could work on movies and television shows that also pointed and aimed cameras at stuff (expensive stuff); Joel was moving up. While working with Oscar nominated director Sergei Bodrov (The Quickie 2001) Joel discovered that if you work on a movie that will only get released in France then...
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well nobody will really see that movie except French people: a lesson learned. Later Joel would go on to play the role of Conrad on the soap opera Passions. A part that would distinguish Joel for saying such memorable lines like:Excuse me and Did you order this? and; I am Conrad Destroyer of galaxies would you like fries with that? Standing in for David Boreanaz(s.p.?) ~even he is not sure how it's spelled on the T.V. show Angel Joel would explore the many smelly/scary/unsafe alleys in Los Angeles. In April of 2003 Red vs Blue emerged (buy a DVD damnit) and so did the character of Caboose a project that allowed Joel to not have to shoot in every smelly/scary/unsafe alleys of L.A. Red vs. Blue would utilize the process of machinima: pointing a virtual camera at some virtual stuff. The great success of this confusing process would land Red vs. Blue on the Cover of the Wall Street Journal. Then some other stuff happened but I have run out of space.
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Mills009
Posted 1 hour ago
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Joel my school is doing a stock market game and I was wondering if you could help u figure out what stocks to "buy" and I'm not making fun of you by saying this
caboose3457
Posted 3 hours ago
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sup joel and i got one thing to say: tucker did it but is it true :)
klogg216
Grammar Nazi
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HellsAngel_
Posted 5 hours ago
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I would like to say hi to Joel as well.
..hello!
gtGreenArrow
Posted 10 hours ago
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www.anti-dolphin.org/
DSAW
Posted 15 hours ago
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In case you haven't found an action movie that's actually a comedy, I'd like to recommend Shoot'em Up. It is pretty much the movie you were talking about.
jacksonglove
Posted 1 day ago
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Dear Joel,
You are the best of the rooster teeth guys. My favorite part of you is your speaking voice. It would be really cool if you could say these words(in order) in the next podcast: Panther!, gold, yes,yes,yes, i knew it, ha-haha-ha, c'mon, guys, Christ!, caboose, plane, vegas, dollars, hi there. That is all i have. I hope you will read this( or else)
thank you(i hope)-jackson glover.
shaken_fish
Posted 1 day ago
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hey i have two accounts and i forgot the password to one of them i entered the email last night and it said that info would be sent to that address . Please help it wont let me enter my GT cuz the one account already has my GT.
melkomorgoth
STROLL ON
Posted 1 day ago
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...Remember the story you started to tell on the podcast, but then you stopped telling it because you were embarassed?

...That was awesome!
NOSS57
Posted 1 day ago
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Dude your the most funniest person i know and i know a lot of funny people
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