thank you Adam
Wake Up Call...
Today I had the loveliest wake up. I didn’t have work today because of the rain. So I slept in until 8:30; I had to the laundry the today. (That not the point >_<). My alarm rings and when to turn it off, that when I saw a black spot flash past my eyes. I rub my eyes and notice that the black spot was on the window shade. I finally put on my glasses to discover that was FUCKEN WATER BUG!!! First I start screaming my head off… I don’t do well with bugs. After my little scream I run out of the room, put my sneakers on and head into the kitchen. There, instead of gabbing the bug spray I grab Pledge, the table cleaner. Thn I grabbed the vacuum cleaner; so when the sucker is on the floor I and suck it up. Now geared up, I returned to the room ready for that thing. I start spraying, the thing falls but it alive. I try to suck it up but the bastard ran to the heater and climbed into the glad in the floor. The bastard still hasn’t resurfaced but I have sticky mouse traps all over the room just in case. In times like this, I wish there was man around. At least he can kill the thing with his penis. Or better yet my grandmother. She braver thn me; she would slapped it her hand and kill it will book after. These are times I wish she was still living with us  ~*Christina*~  |
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