Earlier on this week, while plumbing, a giant poo shot out a gas pipe and knocked me out. I named him mr Hanky, like the movie character of the same name... And appearance. It was soft brown, lumpy, hard, sexy and rather tasty... much like my easter eggs which i got for christmas. My workmates called me a hero for my deeds. I thanked them and we bagged the poo up as a trophy of our acheivement. You can visit our toilets and in plain view see a huge, sealed bag with a lone poo inside it. We are very proud of it.
