i just had an awesome conversation
here it is you is me and stranger is stranger You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I GOT SO MUCH HP YOU CAN CALL ME TERMINATOR! Stranger: ok Terminator You: DAMN STRAIGHT Stranger: why so much hp? You: so Stranger: from what? You: i trained You: so many dead bodies Stranger: amfetamine ?? haha You: the exp is nice Stranger: a murderer? You: nah Stranger: tibia? You: they were monsters You: dragons You: giants You: stuff like that You: i don't kill humans much Stranger: god damn it you are fuckin' hero You: nah You: more like anti-hero You: i can be a good guy Stranger: but? You: but only in necessity You: i tend to do what i want You: although i wander around alot Stranger: so be a good guy and rim my pussy well You: fuck no You: i fight the heroes for fun Stranger: gay? You: so i would wind up killing you You: plus You: i have no gender You: terminator remember Stranger: oh sorry Stranger: i would like to touch your muscels You: fake Stranger: hahaha You: it is mostly metal and gears You: the more i kill though You: the better they get You: think of adaptive technology Stranger: ?maybe its true but how did you become a terminator Stranger: ? You: i don't know myself You: i just remember waking up in a forest with wolves trying to gnaw my face off You: just started fighting You: i knew basics of society too You: so i could fit in sor tof You: as i said You: i wander around You: don't think about it much Stranger: i can kill you with liquid nitrous You: oh please You: i got myself fire spells You: and ice spells Stranger: shit Stranger: so there is no way to kill ya? You: close You: get a big enough army You: or You: if i run out of potions and mana You: not ganna happen though You: got plenty o' both Stranger: damn it you r good You: damn straight You: although You: i have been bored lately You: any big baddies i can go get rid of? Stranger: kill Obama You: i don't like being noticed that much You: too big of a target right now Stranger: hmmm let's see kim jon li already dead Stranger: by the way Stranger: it was your job? You: eh You: nah You: i could have You: but as i said You: would have put me on the radar You: and since no more dragons and shit are around i don't like to be You: back then it was nice Stranger: vaclav havel is dead too so maybe some guys who raping young girls? You: yeah i do go after rapists like that You: hate them You: a disgrace Stranger: fuckin bastards You: yup You: although i wish some big monsters were still around You: were fun to kill You: and to talk to You: some were quite nice Stranger: like giant ogres? You: too stupid Stranger: so what monsers have you gor in mind? Stranger: got* You: to kill or talk to? Stranger: both You: to kill You: giant ogres were fun You: but a little too easy You: dragons got fun to talk to You: but somtimes they ramble on and on Stranger: do you wanna fuck with some monster? You: nah You: you forget? You: genderless Stranger: oh shit i forgot Stranger: so you hasn't got a genitalia? You: nah You: i could if i wanted You: but it would bog me down Stranger: yea now i understand :P so how do you like your life without having sex? Stranger: killing is better?? You: i have no desire for flesh You: so it doesn't matter to me You: killing can be fun You: but it can get boring after a while You: so i like to play with them You: i almsot kill them You: let them get stronger You: then crush them You: funny how they see they will never ammount to my power Stranger: haha your a fuckin bad guy You: anti-hero You: i will never go out of my way to rule the world or anything You: just do what i want Stranger: sorry TERMINATOR i have to go now thanks for conversation bye! You: i don't kill without need You: well then You: go onward and kill someone for me! You: hopefully a rapist Stranger: let the power be with you!! You: I HAVE THE POWER You have disconnected. |
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