I have a vivid imagination.
An interesting question was raised about Australia from RT User dadhavoc. Here's an excerpt ... Hang with Nightwolf in the country down under and try to figure out why their hats don't fall off.Well, I'm glad you were wondering about that Dadhavoc. You see, The insides of our hats are actually covered in electrician's tape, however the adhesive for the tape actually comes from a hybrid breed of Cane Toad and Platypus. Our shoes also have an additional appendage that hooks into the ground for grip to keeps us from falling off the Earth. The commercial design was based off of the Koala's second thumb but really it's more of a talon than anything. The aborigines actually invented it by strapping some sharp, hooked sticks to their feet and then called it Bunjil's Talon. That's what got the tribesmen out of the caves. ... Addendum: Looking back on this little rant, I wish I was able to expand on the Cane Toad and Platypus hybrid. The Platycane. The failed result of a government strategy to cull the Cane Toad problem which resulted in the two species mating. This confused a lot of scientific journals who already perplexed about the platypus, a mammal with the beak of a duck and the tale of a beaver who also lays eggs. Coincidentally, after mating with an already invasive species, the Platycane proved to be a useful asset to the glue industry and with the Coca-Cola company viewing the Platycane as a dangerous threat to their supply of Sugar Cane for their recipe -in place of Fructose- they sponsored a government campaign to create a surplus of Platycane glue. This was done with the intention that the adhesive mucus from the Cane Toads were to be used on stamps provided by the Australian Post Office. I should totally start messing with people planning to attend the next RTOZ event. In case you missed it, the Q&A video is up! LINKED MEDIA
|
|
|
