You know what, here's what's going on.
Six months ago, a new child was born. I've changed a lot of diapers. I have been spit up on a lot. I have had my sleep interrupted, I have had sex interrupted by an unhappy little guy crying. I have cried a lot. Who knew having a kid would be so much work? Oh, and I got laid off, and got a new job (BK, Before Kid). Just heard I got my first raise, too. Life isn't that bad, really. |
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