So...Um... That happened!
Today was filled with so many WTF it should be illegal. But there are only two I'm going to tell you. One- I tried swing dancing in the middle of journalism. And got picked up and passed around like a hot potato, or "Hot Whitney" as everyone kept saying as they tossed me. & Two- I locked one of my best friend in the trunk of my car to hide him from my grandparents. Yup! You read that right, and no I aint making this shit up. --------------------- {Jokes we made} Me-"I swear officer he got in the trunk willingly! I mean why would I kidnap a nerdy looking Mexican?" Locus-"Hey Whitney why is there a report card with the name Locus on it in your trunk?" Me-" I DIDN'T DO IT!" Me-"You know I could just leave you back there and never let you out. Hey maybe I can sell you into the sex trade. Wonder how much I could get for you?" Locus- "Could at lest get something to eat before you do this?" Locus- "Well {friends of ours name go here} have a stalker song for each other, what would our trunk song be?" Me- "Douchebag by Shane Dawson!" Locus- "Whitney...I think I love you!" Me- "Get your fucking ass back in the trunk!" Locus- "No one needs to know about that." *I give an evil smile* "You're going to blog about this aren't you?" --------------------- At that point I had never been so glad to be in traffic, because I couldn't stop laughing. I was at the point where I was crying. I swear to god putting my friend in the back of my car should not be this damn funny but that was hours ago and I'm still laughing my ass off. ~Majik<3 |
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