Chinese Proverbs with the Bumblebee
(Disclaimer : Not actual chinese proverbs...extremely retarded...if you're reading this, abandon hope...) From my travels across the great seas and through the highest mountains, I've come across secret and ancient Chinese Proverbs thought up by the greatest minds the world has ever seen...here are some...These are very deep and require a lot of thinking, soul searching and can lead to extreme feelings of euphoria... A bumble walks through the forest but knows not that the Shark indeed does have a shovel... A bumblebee sits in his home drinking lemonade with the A/C on to extremely hot because he does indeed enjoy Robot Wars... The bumblebee says "don't eat the chocolate...because it is tainted with dirt dug up by the shark's shovel which the bumblebee knew little of" The bumblebee asks the quiet forest, "What of the lady of the North, who drinks from the fountain of the damned? She will not hear the whistle of the dragon of the West, who awaits the next season of Cheaters". There are times when a bumblebee must ask himselch, "What the hell is a shark doing with a shovel anyway?" The bumblebee sleeps...but knows little of the Dragon of the West which blows his whistle just to annoy the shark with the shovel and lead him through the misty forest into a world of prostitution. |
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