OMFGWTF?!?!
I had this dream the other night... It started out as a going to the mall type thing. In the car with three other chicks, they are all trying to convince me that living in the suburbs is the best because you can drive and park anywhere. We eventually park the car and we're next to another car that has a baby inside but nobody is watching the car. I basically start throwing staples into the car because I am removing them from something. I realize too late that there is a kid in there and I feel guilty right as the father returns. I explain what I did and he makes me get in there to remove the staples. But he wakes the baby up first so that I can get them out of the car seat as well. As he's removing the baby from the car the baby is dropped in the car and starts crying. He blames it on me and I start to comfort the child but also still have the task of removing the staples. So I'm holding one kid and removing the staples when I realize that there's another kid in the car with me. They're both calm now and the kids and I are getting along just fine when this dude gets into the car and starts to drive. I don't even notice it's a different dude until we're out of the parking lot and he starts to hit other cars. I tell him it's fine that he steals the car, the father is a douche but the kids don't deserve this so let us out and we'll be on our way. He eventually stops, lets us out, and we head to a local bus stop. But as we do he gets out too to follow us and says he actually works for the father and was sent by him to kick my ass. I tell the children to run as I get ready to get my ass beat. For some reason I have a weapon and I use it to hit him but it's not going well and I wake up. WTF?!Also, I got this in my email the other day. I'm thinking of going for it... |
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