A funny forum post on SWTOR
So since the game is almost 3 months old there is a lot of patches. And of course there are always people bitching and moaning about the downtime. So I was browsing the forum and saw this little jewel. Bioware Employee: Welcome everyone! Welcome to the Bioware theme park! Enjoy your stay at the most fun place in the galaxy! Visitor 1: Wow, this is great! Visitor 2: Meh, I've been to better places. Visitor 3: This is fun. A little rough, but it's still fun. Bioware Employee: I assure everyone that Bioware is doing all that it can to quickly iron any possible problems and shortcomings. We all very much care for your concerns! Visitor 2: One of your rides is broken. Visitor 1: Oh what? That sucks! Visitor 3: Shoot. Well, I guess I'll go on another ride. That one looks fun-- Bioware Employee: What?? It's broken! Quick! Everyone has to evacuate the park immediately! Code red! Visitor 1: What? For how long? Bioware Employee: Oh not that long, well, maybe about about a quarter of the work day. Visitor 2: Ehh, that's fine. I'll go do something else. Visitor 1: Aww! Didn't this park close down yesterday? Visitor 3: Yeah, but that was when it's usually closed down for maintenance, right? Why does it need to shut down again? Bioware Employee: Because!! This one ride is broken! Everyone out! We care about all of your concerns! Visitor 3: But only a few people care about this ride. We'll go on other rides. Visitor 2: Well, I care about this ride. No, I'd rather have them fix this now. The sooner the better. If you're upset or complaining, then you're a crybaby. Visitor 1: But I thought I could spend the whole day at the park today! Visitor 3: It's natural to be upset at such a short notice, but I understand if they need to fix something. Still, there's a LOT of people at this park--and a lot of them don't even know or care about this one ride. Can't you put it on the fix-it list for next Tuesday? Bioware Employee: NO! We have an official schedule to fix things on a certain day! And yes, that was yesterday, but still! You can enjoy this park's two-hundred rides tomorrow, after we shut it down and fix this one ride! We must fix park breaking problems as they arise!! Visitor 3: It's just one ride. The park as a whole is still operating pretty well-- Bioware Employee: SILENCE! We reserve the right to shut down everything on any other day we want!! Visitor 1: But you just closed it down yesterday! This sucks! You suck! Visitor 2: You're such a wuss, Visitor 1. Stop crying and get over it. Bioware Employee: Thank you visitor 2. Your concerns are very important to us! Visitor 3: Wait, hasn't this happened before? Visitor 1: Yeah! You guys shut down this place multiple days in a row! Bioware Employee: [Dialing] Hello, la Bioware parc à thème? Yes, that's right. That one ride--mm hmm. Shut it down, correct. Kick everyone out. Yes, we're doing it too. Shut everything down. Mm hmm, all at the same time. Merci! Visitor 3: Well, I guess we'll try again tomorrow... Visitor 2: Pfft, get a life you two. Visitor 1: I hate you! Bioware Employee: Yes... I can feel it... It gives you FOCUS... Makes you STRONGAH...! About 20 minutes later the thread was gone. |
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