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Xamter GM Colon
26 year-old male from Staunton, VA
My name has been Dexter for over twenty four years. Dexter's Laboratory was started when I was in middle school so I caught shit for that. Dexter the Showtime show has been on for two and a half and the books have only been around a little longer then that and now I get shit for that. My parents named me Dexter long before these where around so to every asshole out there who reads my name badge. "NO NOT DEXTER LIKE THE SHOW." But every time someone ask I feel like killing someone. I don't come to your job and say "John like the toilet?"

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September 3rd, 2010

why no one will miss when i leave my job

I was at work the other day when my manager comes and ask me...
"Dexter whats the meaning of life?"

"The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally." I responded.

"No why are we here?" she asked.

"To work." I said.

"No I mean why are humans on Earth?' she asked.

"Well cause as far as I know we can't go to another planet." I explained.

With a big huff she said
"No I mean what is the purpose of it all? Why do we exist?"

"O I get what your asking now. I am here to annoy you the rest of the world is a mystery to me."
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darkwill
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Posted 2 years ago
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Hey man what's up? How's it going?
kibble1256
Posted 3 years ago
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Hey Dex I finally joined but it won't let me upload my picture it too big
MHTLuca
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Posted 3 years ago
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For serious? That's kick ass...oh my god the fun I could have with a pregnant belly at the mall...I could ruin some people's brains...

[notetoself] Buy Maternity belly and fake crying baby for shenanigans. [/notetoself]
MHTLuca
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Posted 3 years ago
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Hot damn! Let's do this Shit! lol
JermCool
Posted 3 years ago
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I think the whole Texas/Nevada thing was a joke for BGC.

Bear in mind that Tex is a ghost possessing a robot's body. So even if she's 'dead', there's nothing to say she can't be repaired and make her return. She won't have her invisibility or Omega/O'Malley (supposedly) since the Meta snatched that, but Church still needs a love interest. Burnie needs the ego boost.
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Posted 3 years ago
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I'm not sure I know you...I'll accept for the hell of it.
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